Faith Healer Becomes New American Idol

Faith Healer Hailed as American Idol!
Wednesday May 24, 2006

Controversial Faith Healer Benny Hinn has defeated Katherine to become the new American Idol.


During his winning duet, "I've Had (the Time of my Life)" from the movie, "Dirty Dancing", several dozen fans unexpectedly collapsed onto the floor and had to be removed by paramedics for safety reasons.

Approximately half of those fans reported feeling a jolt resulting in improved physical characteristics, from unclogged nostrils to being able to jump up and down to being able to touch their toes.

Head Judge, Simon Cowell, said of the incident, "I think he is a counterfeit performer, and these strange phenomina are obviously fake, a result of group hypnosis by our new American Idol."